Glass Shits

A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.

I just shit and it feels like glass is coming out my ass, I must have the Glass Shits.

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

glass plating

A sexual act in which one person lies underneath a glass coffee table while a partner takes a dump on the table.

Don't go in that place on Kearny Street with the "nastiest videos in town" sign. They got glass plating in there.

by 19 Polk December 1, 2004

glass bbq

Hitting the crack pipe

Garret will suck your dick for a smoke on the glass bbq .

by hdfhhefn November 15, 2016

glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

by Jizzle March 18, 2003

Glass Bottom Boat Ride

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.

Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.

by Kodiak June 15, 2003

glass prison

An addiction to alcohol.

I'm trapped in my glass prison, can't break out all alone.

by Taylor May 13, 2005

Glass Doored

(V) To let one silently rip, while an unsuspecting candidate walks right into the invisble wall of stench, thus producing a reaction as if he/she walked into a glass door.

Wayne ran ahead and Glass Doored us. The stench was God-Aweful and smacked me in the face. I may have lost vision in my right eye.

by Luster Duster December 15, 2010