Gib

(verb)
A chaotic, desperate, and often unexpected act of cumming all over something or someone; usually with the enthusiasm of a raccoon on Red Bull. A gib isn’t just a nut… it’s a full-blown confetti explosion with zero regard for aim, timing, or consequences.

1. “Bro I told her I was close but she didn’t move and I just straight up gibbed on her whole laptop.”
2. “He didn’t even last 30 seconds. One kiss on the neck and he gibbed like a firehose on payday.”
3. “She asked for a little taste and this man gibbed like it was the Fourth of July.”

by DrtyKid July 21, 2025

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Gibbed

The act of acting stupid or retarded, only for at the last second to say you're just pretending to be retarded when in actual fact, you're still being retarded, you're using the term gibbed to cover up your own ideocracies.

"Hey, did you know there's only one river in the entirety of the UK?"
"No - there's multiple rivers in the UK"
"hahahaha get gibbed"

by Skemok July 30, 2025

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Gibs

Benefits, entitlements.

Yo, nigga if I don' get my gibs I finna roll some cracka in the parking lot for dey grocery bag full of oat milk, cranberry granola, and nonfat yogurt. Sheeeeeeeeit.

by Fappy Ham Slappy October 22, 2025

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