gertge

A big thick milf that’s so you you will instantly cum in your pants

Dude I saw the hottest Gertge yesterday I had to clean my underwear

by AnalBeadLicker December 25, 2020

gertty

gertty - accepting something

sammy: wanna go out?
don: gertty

by cameron dvlkwnlqevv January 18, 2021

gertti

Is the goddess that the word doesn't deserve!
Gertti is a beauty!!! A stunning and smart individual!!

What are you doing?
I'm praying to our goddess gertti!

by Blep me March 29, 2021

Gertday

The birthday of a young-ish women who was called Gert once in Prague during a bar crawl. She typically drinks espresso martinis, preferably while wearing red lipstick and stalking sommeliers are wine bars . Her cat Paco is notorious for vomiting on expensive sneakers.

Happy Gertday! Would like a pretzel bag?

Happy Gertday, why did your cat ruin my sneakers?

by LPGretch June 14, 2021

Gertha

A selfish Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike from the Wattpad story and series Gerthaverse, also the love interest of Postman Pat and Shabootiqui.

Person 1: Stop acting like Gertha from Gerthaverse!
Person 2: How the hell did you even find that story?!

by RLsWorldOfChaos July 23, 2021

Gertdog

A gertdog is short for a dog named gertie that likes to jump like a rabbit.

I thought I saw a rabbit jumping but it was just a gertdog

by Gertie4life April 23, 2022

Gertatious

To be a sigma in the male world or shmokin hot. Also, it can be used instead of congratulating someone.

“Yoooo Bren the Den Hickory, is so Gertatious.”
“Yooooo, that chick Bren the Den hickory likes is Gertatious.”
“Yooooo, Bren the Dens speech, was so Gertatious.”

by Per-Son June 26, 2022