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Nan-Gass

The fabrication or exaggeration of an anecdote/scenario, or just general bullshitting from an old relative, usually Nan/Grandmother.

Can be rarely used as a derivative of "Gassing" in a general context w/out an OAP involved.
e.g #1
Nan: "Stop leaving that television on standby, you're charging me in excess of £50 a day on electricity bills!"

John: "Oh, behave it's like 14 pence a day. Stop Nan-Gassing."

e.g#2
Granddad: "Have you noticed the evil glare in our neighbour Sally's eyes whenever you make eye contact? She must be a serial killer."

Jason: "No, that's a genuine Nan-Gass, Granddad."
by Rory Doe December 18, 2012
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Gabe Gassied

The act of getting absolutely pummeled in midget b hockey.
Holy shit u just got gabe gassied
by 69peniseater69 December 14, 2018
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Gassed up

Disingenuous motivation, in which the motivator tries to convince the motivatee that they can do something that eternal or external factors won't allow.

The"fumes" come into play when the motivated party begins to believe and act on the motivators hype.

In most cases this technique is used to manipulate someone into ether making a fool out themselves, or inducing a since of loyalty by encouraging ego driven megalomania.

On occasion the motivator me be so convincing that he induces a adrenaline rush within the motivatee. These often temporary effects may cause the motivatee to uncover hidden talents, and enable them to complete a seemingly impossible tasks.

However,in other situations it my force the motivatee to recognize the harsh reality of the situation. In most cases, this happen during the try and the fail stage of the motivatee's ego driven efforts.

This is a great technique for bait n' switch confidence scams.

The term "Gassed Up" is in the Urban Ego family and has a working relationship with terms such as " The Vapors" (See Biz Markie - Greatest Hits album).

To avoid such a situation secure your ego with research, connections, and a applicable skill base.
I watch "American Idol" because its funny to see people so "Gassed Up".
by Black Wisdom January 26, 2009
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Bill Gates

Owns the company Microsoft, which makes and owns the rights to Windows, Explorer, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, FrontPage, Powerpoint etc. etc.). Therefore, incredibly profitable company in Seattle, as almost every business on the planet pays it a commission for using its software (excluding those in South East Asia, for example, where the copyright and patent treaties do not apply).

For general lust for power, in US historical terms, ranks far below the other earlier Robber Barons, like say J.P. Morgan, Rockefeller etc etc.
Bill Gates, the nerdy Robber Baron with a human face.
by Observer52 September 6, 2005
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gaussian

When a woman styles her pubic region in the shape of a Gaussian or standard error curve.
Her field is mowed in the shape of a Gaussian.
by LittleLinny December 9, 2005
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Gassy

Great tasting, loud smelling og kush.

Coined by Alpha Sesay AKA Big Al.
I only smoke" gassy "
by Alpha the great September 12, 2017
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GATSO

A clever device invented by a swedish rally driver to help him improve his driving, but once the UK government got to know about it then the little grey money boxes started appearing in places where they would make the best profit. They are just another one of Tony Blairs (see arsehole) schemes to milk and piss off all of his precious voters which I'm proud to say I'm not one!
GATSO cameras rarely have anything to do with road safety!
by Blair Hater February 23, 2005
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