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Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.
by RabidSquirrel April 1, 2003
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guther

to open your mouth wide with expression

an open mouth used as a cum dumpster
hillery clinton did the guther!
by awsomehighvoltage May 10, 2008
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emo gathering

A gathering of at least 10 emos to decide what is the best method of cutting themselves and the instraments they use. Usally in a public place where they get pleasure in gaining pity from common people
John: look, an emo gathering in kfc
pete: i feel sorry for them. Really all they do for society is spread abuse
by D G FELLA January 16, 2009
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Gateraped

After being hit in the ass while skiing to slow in a slalom course
Quin: Fuck
Paula: What?
Quin: I just totally got gateraped by the flush.
Paula : That's rough
by Permet de faire des bébés February 27, 2011
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Magic: The Gathering

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.
I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.
by Vit June 30, 2003
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gathered

When you collect a bitch by dragging them by the head of the hair. To make one scared of you.
Katherine gathered Uma after Uma stole Kay's song.
by goldyloxxx69 January 5, 2017
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Magic the Gathering

Overrated card game where the player with the most money wins seeing as good cards can cost up to 50 dollars each. It is quite imbalanced as tournament winners all have the same deck showing the best strategy for the particular set. All you can do is spend hundreds of dollars on a deck so your cards can become useless when a new set comes out.
Nerd 1: Want to play Magic The Gathering?
Nerd 2: Okay.
*Nerd 1 plays creature for 1 mana*(from old set)
*Nerd 2 plays creature for the same cost with the same stats except his has flying and can destroy one monster per turn*(from new set)
*Nerd 2 wins eventually*
Nerd 2: Don't feel bad my deck cost 1200 dollars.
by Lvl 220 December 9, 2009
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