Gaser

Usualy a kid that says phrases like: "Ide gas", "Gas", "reši" itd. Wears Nike, Adidas or any other famoues brand. And of course to be a "gaser" you need to be subscribed to Baka Prase.

Person 1: My grandma dies today.
Gaser: Lmaoo ide gas, reši baku.

by Jurki August 19, 2021

gaper

A girl who's slept with so many men that her anus and/or vagina is stretched beyond normality, thus "gaping"

She's not a virgin, she's a damned gaper.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Gaper Delay

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!

I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!

by A.D.218 October 10, 2008

Gasparutti

A last name given to an Italian sex machine. Dark, sexy, mysterious- everyone wants this person. Very unique style, and listens to 'marmite' music.. you either love it or you hate it. But you love Gasparutti for their individuality. You just can't get enough of their happy, loud, and extremely crazy personality. Although sometimes people mistake Gasparutti for being annoying, they are not; you just need to learn to love them. They will always cheer you up and their laugh is super contagious.

If you like Lady Gaga, you're a true Gasparutti.

by beffanny July 12, 2010

grasper

noun. A person who believes, argues, or attempts something that is impossible/improbable while under the false impression that it is possible/probable. A grasper might attempt to date someone out of his/her range or argue that his favorite team is going to win the championship despite not having done so in decades. Often, graspers meekly make self-serving arguments that stretch logic. Derived from the phrase "grasping at straws". Made popular originally in the DC area by WJKF's Sports Junkies.

1. Person A: "There's a good chance the Redskins win the Super Bowl this year with Rex Grossman."
Person B: "You are such a grasper."

2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.

by Grasper Parnevik April 4, 2011

Gasser

Someone of German or Austrian nationality or descent

It's hard for Germans to shake that association with gassing millions of people to death

He was proud of his Austrian background but people still thought he was just a gasser

She thought she was so liberal with her "multi-culti" schtick but we all knew from her German accent that she was a gasser whose parents were full fledged Nazi's.

by jtt July 9, 2012

gaper

a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders.

Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)

by Seatthell January 31, 2007