Friends.kp

A North Korean website which will probably get your phone hacked if you go on it

Don’t go on friends.kp

by Hummdrumm coffee coo July 8, 2020

Making Friends with herself

Female Maturbation

She was in the bedroom all night "making friends with herself"

by Stickky September 29, 2009

url friends

Your friends that you made online and don't know irl .

Awww I love my url friends! I wish I could meet them irl!

by Kitty Fagget April 2, 2015

Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Test of Friendship

When you and a friend have to double team a chick.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*

by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010

I see my friends

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule

Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

by Delete this account now June 21, 2023