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Fuzzy Muzzy

A hairy vagina belonging to a young lady who has not been educated on how to trim the bush.
"Wow! Elizabeth's sister has a fuzzy muzzy! You could get lost in there!"
by Crazymofo526 April 10, 2013
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fuzzy end of the lollipop

The term "fuzzy end of the lollipop" was first used in 1860 by Abraham Lincoln to describe the southern states to a school boy. The term means the dirtier, rougher side of something.
Abraham Lincolns original sentence: "Son, you see this here sucker, its all fresh and nice, but if I were to drop it on the ground it'd get all fuzzy. That's what those southern states arethe fuzzy end of the lollipop, they turned our great nation into a despicable mess."

A more recent and relatable use of the phrase: " Hey dude, I was hanging with da bae and she showed me the fuzzy end of the lollipop, dude I never knew we had a ghetto in our home town."
by Bill The Ripper (of gas) November 15, 2014
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Miley Save Fuzzy

Horrible black-mail to a horrible singer with horrible tweets.

Started with Miley's deleting of her twitter account, really pissed off a lunatic fan. This person threatens to kill/cook/eat her cat if Miley doesn't reinstate her twitter account.
www.mileysavefuzzy.com
it is legal in this person's country to eat their cat (part of their culture?!) and I find it ridiculous that she thinks shes making a statement with this because if its legal, they're just following their culture, not actually making a difference.
Miley Save Fuzzy:
"The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!"
by HandHugsFTW October 30, 2009
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Fuzzy Phillipe

A Fuzzy Phillipe(fil ee pay) is when a gay man has his lover gently trim his coarse butt hairs, and gather them in a small tray.

He then retrieves glue (preferable superglue) and glues a thin Mexican moustache strip onto the upper lip of the ass hair owner.

Once this is complete and looking dandy, the now named "Phillipe" will attempt at a sloppy rim job of their lover, with extra tongue.

The man getting rimmed, will feel a slightly fuzzy tickle of the mustache and dance with excitement.

This is the Fuzzy Phillipe
Gay Man 1: Ive never tried a Fuzzy Phillipe before.
Gay Man 2: Well let me show you.
Gay Man 1: Oh Jeffery, that feels tremendous!
Gay Man 2: Shhhh, call me...Phillipe.
by TheLargeBreastedBandit May 19, 2011
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Fuzzy Butt

Term to describe the accumulation of lint or material fibres that adhere in the crevice of the buttocks. Generally occurs while sleeping naked in a bed with fluffy covers or sheets or wearing jogging pants with no underwear. Generally noticed while showering after sleep or after sport.
"These bed covers have given me a Fuzzy Butt" or "These jogging pants have given me a Fuzzy Butt."
by Stevie Wallace November 15, 2006
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fuzzy navel

1)A tropical fruit drink with lots o' alcohol that tastes like peaches
2)Joseph Terwilliger's belly-button.
We're going to need a crane--Joe's got a tuba stuck in his fuzzy navel.
by Hung Lo May 1, 2003
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Fuzzy Whistle

A sexual act in which the female (or male) gets on her knees in front of a standing male and starts giving him a blowjob, only to have the standing male start shaving his pubes into her face so that she simultaneously tries to finish the blowjob and literally blow the pubic hair out of her face, thus "whistling". Then she ends up with pubes stuck to her face.
It was really cold for the last couple of weeks so I let my hair grow in - might be time to give her the ol' fuzzy whistle.
by Russel Theodore Shakleford March 30, 2010
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