Funicide

The alternative to scuicede. Making life as fun as possible.Committing maximum fun.

"Scuicide is painful. So I committed Funicide and lived hilariously ever after!"

by glitterbombs June 1, 2006

fanily

When your closest friends/family support you in such a way that they are your fans, they are referred to as your "fanily."

Ginger: "I'm singing a song for the talent show!"
Ian: "We'll be there!"
Will: "Yeah, that's what fanily is for!"

by wrmoore94 March 18, 2013

Funist

A bumbling idiot with a YouTube channel

Me:Funist's a bitch

by RuthlessRex December 1, 2018

funcle

Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.

Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."

by suzytdogg October 23, 2006

funcle

A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.

My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.

by The Lawnboy May 15, 2007

funcle

a female uncle (different than an aunt)

Luke: My uncle speaks 7 different languages!
Kseniya: Oh i'm so jealous i want to be your uncle
Luke: Post surgery I hope
Kseniya: No, im a funcle!

by lukeniya January 19, 2009

FUNimation

Retarded anime dubbing/subing compagnie that denied people from downloading their sub even though they are 100% free.

Animes like Full metal Alchemist brotherhood and Requiem for the phantom are available for free on FUNimation website but if you download them from a fansubbing group you will get in trouble

by K1ra2799 May 25, 2009