freshmany

the act of acting like a freshman, such as annoying/ disturbing upperclassmen, or constantly sleeping/joking in class. Freshmany always relates to freshman in high school or a university. You can tell one who will be freshmany by that person being loud or arrogant of others.

You! The group in the back of the room, you guys have to stop acting so freshmany. PAY ATTENTION

by mike j-russ March 22, 2010

freshman hubris

Idiotic behavior among college freshmen, usually in the form of egocentric rambling, that would lead us to believe that they know everything, if we didn't know better.

Is that guy STILL talking about the book he's writing on zen buddhism? He's so full of shit!!

Yeah, he's got a bad case of freshman hubris.

by c_papav April 8, 2011

freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

freshwater jellyfish

Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.

Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.

While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.

by Captain boathouse July 26, 2012

freshman crush

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties

Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him

by JerzNJ April 11, 2013

Freshman Fuzz

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.

Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

by Nick96 September 18, 2013

freshman fit

wearing solely the gym uniform to school

Ey yo did you see my boy Elijah? He was wearing the freshman fit

by ElijahChungos November 4, 2021