When something is so hot that it tricks your mind into thinking it is freezing cold, then the heat suddenly hits you and leaves you screaming with agony.
by RedH November 13, 2010
Get the Freezing hotmug. similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones anus. its when you get up in the middle of the night to shit only to realize that the toilet is so cold the shit you are taking freezes your asshole shut. butt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression "that shit was COLD MAN" is derived from butt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.
P1 (walks to toilet...) "owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee butt freeze!!!!!"
P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!
P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!
by squeakmighty July 12, 2009
Get the butt freezemug. OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)
by pseudonym March 31, 2004
Get the nut freezemug. The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.
by nyarlotep July 22, 2011
Get the Seattle Freezemug. it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
Get the SCREEN FREEZEmug. Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
by Liseee82 May 24, 2018
Get the Butthole freezemug. The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018
Get the taller freezemug.