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Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022
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Givin Freckles

When you partner sucks a fart out of your ass and you accidently shart. Or you could be a sick fuck and do it on purpose.
Hey Borris, did you lay pipe on that slut amber last night. Na man but she did agree to suck a fart out of my ass. Oh Borris, your a sick fuck. I know man, but the best part is I had just eaten 4 bean boritos, I hate to say it but I was givin freckles.
by Hot Karl Malone May 18, 2010
mugGet the Givin Frecklesmug.

Polish Freckle

Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?
by Pseudodymrod September 7, 2021
mugGet the Polish Frecklemug.

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.
That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.
by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017
mugGet the Freckled Fuck Facemug.

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
mugGet the turkish frecklesmug.

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night
by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016
mugGet the crispy frecklesmug.

Shit freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021
mugGet the Shit frecklesmug.

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