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Francesca 

Francesca is a girl who deserves everything she wants. She's the prettiest girl I've ever known, and I know I'll love her forever. She always needs hugs and love. She tries to hide it when she cries, but I can always see. She's easily depressed but should always have friends to cheer her up. She's not a slut or a whore, she doesn't always dress the nicest, she could act like someone she's not, but she wants to do that, okay? So stay away from this chick. Francesca is the best girl I've ever met.
(P.S. Her name means free and that's why she is. She's free to do what she wants without having to listen to the crap she gets every day from you guys at school.)
I LOVE YOU FRANCESCA!!!!
Francesca: *moping alone at lunch*
Jennifer: Hey, Fran! Come with me, I needa get a cookie.
Francesca: *perks up* Sure, Jen! Let's go.

Francesca: Hey, do you really like me like that?
Me: Well, why would I write all this about you if I didn't?
Francesca: Well... Maybe it's because you feel bad?
Me: Why would I feel bad? I'm the luckiest guy out there.
Francesca: *smiles* Okay then!
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Francell 

A unusually smart person. Usually well-rounded with a great personality.
Look at the Francell. So smart with his knowledge.
Francell by plasmar July 31, 2009

Francesco 

Francesco, more commonly referred to as "Fran", are inexplicably perfect people. As most Francescos originate from Italy, one might even describe them as being 'perfetto'. Sure, having a Fran for a friend is cool, but having a Fran for a best friend and a boyfriend is the coolest thing that will ever happen to you. Living far away from your Fran is near impossible, yet the sheer pleasure of being reunited with their flawless selves makes it all worth it. It can be hard to tell a Fran how much you love them, not because you're worried about what they'll say, but simply because there are no words to describe the extent of your love to them. However this is ok as they feel the same way, and will therefore understand. If you're someone lucky enough to have a soulmate named Francesco, don't muck it up. Always cuddle them and let them know how truly special and appreciated they are. Being the devilishly handsome, astonishingly intelligent and unfathomably funny people that they are, Frans can make you as happy as the kitty in the following gif for all eternity...
"Aw man. How can someone be THAT perfect!?"
"What can I say... he's a Francesco!"
Francesco by MaddyGalileo June 9, 2020

Francestown 

A jolly little town also known as ftown in the middle of no where, where everyone assumes the rainbow ends.Full of cayotes, major corn chunkage, cow farms,home schooled losers,and retarted uncles. Wouldnt be a strange land to find yourself dreaming about bunnys & llamas. People who live in this town go to pumpkin launching festivals,believe their cats will be hit by reindeer. And have late night cookito runs, in the middle of the forest. Dont be shocked if you see homosapiens/teenagers singing " francestown where the streets are black. you better watch it, you better watch your back" Where fennis was invented. Takes a gillion years to light a ffing sparkler. Little children keep themselves occupied by streaking,skinny dipping,visiting the "general", and shitting in local lakes.
Last year in francestown, we jumped over the fence of a hairy cow farm, where we procided to tell the owner we were only "thinking about it in our mind", even though she was across the street watching us the entire time. We own.

Francis Boulle 

Reality star from Made in Chelsea , as well as being an author ( Boulle's Jewels). A sexy, inspirational ginger of many talents. after studying Philosophy at Edinburgh, he decided to go into the world of diamonds as he "like's working with beautiful things". This led to his many business ventures as an entrepreneur. Boulle is also one of the 3 lost Boi's .
1: OMG guess who I just met ???
2: Who ???
1: Only the sexiest figjam alive ...
2: Francis Boulle ?!?
1: YEA BOI !!!
Francis Boulle by Frabi Lorthan January 1, 2013

Francenia 

A woman that you are blessed to know,if she lets you in. Simple and straight to the point. If you are 100 with her, she will be 100 with you. Give her 5% and she will give you 5% right back. Her attitude is always based on how you treat her. Nothing more,nothin less. Her words,actions,and life always match. She is loyal, honest,and consistent.
If you dont know Francenia,then you not living
Francenia by 5kidsmama April 29, 2015

France Pants 

2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".
That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.
France Pants by Swatamagon August 27, 2016