Fart Freckles

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.

I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.

by Odd_James November 7, 2019

Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick

This is simply the year 2019.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.

(From a video description of a drone's aerial video on YouTube)

Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.

by Telephony February 10, 2019

Freckle Neck

when you're down on a girl and she sharts

when you're down on a girl and she sharts. You get a Freckle Neck

by igorthemule February 26, 2009

Franklen

A person who is lucky enough to know a Jeffrey (see Jeffrey).

Franklen is so lucky. He gets to be friends with a Jeffrey.

by DeerInTrees January 31, 2014

freckle fruit

(Noun) stool typically suspended from the hairs surrounding the anus.

I have to go pinch off a couple of freckle fruits

by Sara jane June 5, 2014

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Stinky freckle

another name for a poopshoot, more of the scratch and sniff variety

then i flipped her over and gave her one in the stinky freckle

by Richard Bes March 31, 2009