Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Forting

Forting is When your in the bathtub and you fart and bite the bubbles

Bob and Jane where forting in the bath.

by Despicable123 June 17, 2019

Fortin

Self-named Chinese, usually male. Created from the inability to correctly pronounce /i:/ sounds. Allows people to call them both Fortin or Fourteen. Tends to love hip hop and dance. Finds Hello Kitty adorable. This type of person is allows there for their friends, but has a real hard time giving fuck occasionally. Tends to have one lifelong best friend and a collection of close acquaintances.

Likes attention.

New coworker: I'm sorry, was that Fortin or Fourteen?

Fortin: Fourteen, Fortin.

*Silence*

New Coworker: Nice to meet you!

by SailorPseudonym June 18, 2019

Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.

-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.

by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020

fordin it

being under influence of substances whilst talking to attractive members of the gender(s) you are attracted who provide sexual favours or provide material associated with lewd acts

human 1: Man youre so drunk but you really fordin it tonight
Human 2: I might be fording it but that girl called me cute

by sugar2.0 August 11, 2020

forking

Like scissoring, but with four girls.

\/\/

Hej, Sarah, have you heard of forking? It's like scissoring, but we need to get two more girls.

by astropauls September 23, 2020

ForfitJimmy

Something thats never gonna happen!

Willingness ill never ForfitJimmy! :D

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020