fappetite

Fappetite,(noun), one's desire to masterbate.

"Once the butterface turned towards him, he lost his fappetite."

by Ray Charles Barkley February 25, 2017

fopey

The word my girlfriend uses to insult me when I'm being mopey.

You are a fopey dopey with a case of the mondays.

-Liz

by Darkish12 May 27, 2017

fomper

A person who uses dating apps/sites to find partners for no-strings relationships, “friends with benefits” or casual sex.

He is such a fomper, out with a different girl every night!

by Raider70 May 27, 2018

fopportunity

A make believe opportunity (FAKE opportunity) that people pretend is real. E.g.: Your boss has you enter, into the company's sales pipeline , an opportunity to close an enormous sale as though it were a real opportunity with potential revenue, but there is no chance of closing that sale. E.g.: Someone banters on about a job opportunity as though they were going to land the job when in reality they are grossly unqualified and have no chance of gaining the job.

Sales admin keeps requesting updates on that pipeline Fopportunity !

If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.

by AWarrenP. June 11, 2018

Flopper Cocker

A Flopper Cocker is someone that likes to flop their dick on other peoples belongings. Flop Cocking is mainly used to assert dominance.

Guy 1 "Hey, did you just flop cock my scooter?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, you deserved it."
Guy 1 "You're such a flopper cocker."
Guy 2 "Okay... And?"

by Javandobutthole69 February 23, 2020

Foupee

A toupee for ones fupa

Marvin: “My girl is so bald”
Charlie: “You should buy her a foupee, I got my girl one and it’s like rummaging through a forest.”

by Tdjs June 26, 2021

hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009