bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.

"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."

by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016

Flake

Slang term for cocaine

"Dude, you look fucked."
"Yeah man, I'm on flake."

by Curiosal September 21, 2014

Pee Flakes

The residual spitter-spatter of urine on urinals or toilets.

Don't lean too far into that urinal Stan, you might get pee flakes on you.

by lsbisme June 30, 2009

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012

Ninn Foakes

An absolute bell-end. An arse shaft with the intellectual capacity of a small dog turd. The biggest wank captain on the nonce squad. The type of slack jawed dolt to buy a vape and break it by giving it a sloppy blowjob. A creature born in the black depths of the Tarskavaig lagoon. A perpetual virgin that enjoys the smell of his own body-odor. A slope-headed dolt who doesn't require a condom because his sperm are too thick to find their way up his shaft even though they have hardly any distance to cover. The only discernible talent the Ninn actually possesses is to make the world's biggest ignoramuses feel like total geniuses with multiple PhDs and IQs reaching into the high thousands. When he was born his own parents tried to reject him in the manner of the Spartans but failed because the bottom of the cliff they threw him off was so disgusted it ran away.

I hope Ninn Foakes drowns in his own wank sweat.

by Lhistopher Cree February 20, 2018

Super red expresso snow flake

A large rare bud that has a red glaze over it and smoke so sweet and smooth it's the best bud going around.

Damn bro what's that shit we smoked?
Super Red Expresso Snow Flake
I just shit.

by Blitz24/7 April 7, 2011

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015