A northern state that over time drifted to the south. A state that is filled with 80 year olds driving 35 on the interstate in Cadillacs and Buicks.
Sam wanted to visit Florida for the hot girls but all he saw was saggy old ladies in one piece bathing suits.
by cbg0990 June 24, 2009
Get the Florida mug.A small religion which was founded in 2009 by Florinda and Florinda's doggy. Florindus believe in violence, sexual acts and internet addictions. They tend to worship in small areas or underneath tables. They worship the Florindu god who is called Florinda. She often brings luck to Florindu's and encourages them to do the right thing in tough situations. Florindu's communicate with Florinda through nosecalls. These are simply conversations transmitted through the nose.
A Florindu language is also developing which includes words such as 'Shrinehinetrine' meaning hello.
This religion is targeted at younger people and is rapidly growing thoroughout the world.
A Florindu language is also developing which includes words such as 'Shrinehinetrine' meaning hello.
This religion is targeted at younger people and is rapidly growing thoroughout the world.
Florindu Beth and Florindu Jess were in trouble.
FB: what are we going to do?
FJ: i know i'll ask Florinda (presses down her nose)
Shrinehinetrine Florinda, we need your help!
Within minutes the problem was sorted.
FB: what are we going to do?
FJ: i know i'll ask Florinda (presses down her nose)
Shrinehinetrine Florinda, we need your help!
Within minutes the problem was sorted.
by ShrineHineTrine July 12, 2010
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1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing
2.) a useless activity
2.) a useless activity
Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.
Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...
Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.
Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...
Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.
by jbushido August 31, 2010
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it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida
by kat December 15, 2003
Get the florida or germany mug.A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.
Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!
Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!
Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.
Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!
Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.
by eMM October 23, 2012
Get the Florida Breezer mug.Where you spread your GF's vagina open and cum and piss in it. Then you dip your balls inside and have your GF lick the cum and piss off.
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