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FBJ (Forced Blow Job)

The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”
by A Communion of Willi's December 26, 2011
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forced cum

In BDSM, an orgasm that the sub is resisting, so that when he or she finally does cum it's a humiliation experience. Sometimes done in public at a party for extra humiliation.
Molly was doing a brat to get punished, so Jason finally just put his hand down her pants and made her have a forced cum in front of everyone.

He always wants a forced cum once he's tied up.
by passerthru September 30, 2005
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force

A situation which is difficult and stressful, usually because it's boring and time consuming, which is compulsory. Almost always preceded by the words "such a" or at least "a" to distinguish it from alternate definitions.
"Did you hear we have to memorize all one hundred words for the next test?"
"Yeah, that's such a force."
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"I'm going to have to spend all Christmas pretending I've missed my parents. The whole week is going to be a force.
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"Half of high school is awkward, and the rest is a force."
by ID Wizard December 28, 2015
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filthy flores

It is a dirty sanchez with a twist! instead of just wiping the shit above your partners lips u also shove your cock down their throat and tada!!!! It was first done by a guy named andre
My old lady was really pissing me off the other night, so while I was plowing her in the ass, I pulled out just before I nutted and opted to give her a filthy flores instead!
by J-hold July 12, 2007
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josymar flores

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.
The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.
by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005
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Black air force energy

This person will do anything they want without fear or hesitation, regardless of moral alignment, including their rivals or competitors. They are the true menaces to society and will run you a fade for no reason. If you see someone wearing black air forces do not engage.
Examples of Black air force energy
Madara Uchiha from Naruto
Escanor The Lion Sin from Seven Deadly Sins
Eren Yeager from Attack on Titans
Frieza from Dragon Ball Z
by TDog024_ February 19, 2023
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brute force

Randomly guessing someone or something's password until you get it.
The cracker tried vainly to brute force his way in
by R December 12, 2004
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