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Moral Fiber

An irritating euphemism used by Born Again Christians to suggest someone is or is not following the guidelines of their faith.
Christian 1: That man with the mustache over there is trying to marry that other man with a mustache.

Christian 2: That's because he's lacking the moral fiber to ignore his impulses and marry a woman.
by SS Monkeybusiness May 15, 2010
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fiber optics

a trippy optical effect by which a bright light is shined through a tanslucent spinning plate with scattered color tinting wich reflects the light through a series tiny hollow tubes emitting strobe light like effects at the ends of the tubes. Tiny changing lights used in decorations and christmas trees.
Holy shit, those are some trippy fiber optics.

I have to get that decoration with the fiber optics or i'll run over the neighbor's cat in spite.
by B+ November 29, 2003
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Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.
OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!
by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011
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fiberlicious

The other day my wife went in for a mammogram and the tech told her that her Breast were very fibrous. That is how the word fiberlicious was born.

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Katie’s boobs look fiberlicious. 😍😍😍
by Katie’s daddy December 20, 2017
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Fierro'd

A person of Italian decent that has sex with dogs/to have sex with a dog
Man Jim really fierro'd that girl last night

Dude he defo Fierro'd that dog
by Nurb Cram June 18, 2019
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Finer

When you try to complement your partner but then they do it better.
Braidyn: You are so FINE.
Olivia: Yeah, but you are FINER
by Yes,I,Am, Braidyn February 20, 2020
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Fiery Pubes

Pubes that have been doused in gasoline and then lit with a zippo.

First used in 1808 by the catsturbation monsters of the new jersey turnpike. They would light eachothers pubes on fire and then swallow big gallons of semen.
by Killa Monkey Fritters April 16, 2005
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