by Will Myers June 11, 2006
Get the pussy farts mug.Very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the anus. Very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). Common side effects are: Burning gooch hairs, feeling of anal ripping, and nostril desecration.
"Guys, I have the hot farts tonight."
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
by Willy_The_Pimp February 18, 2007
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People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
by Mother Farker Chinese Dentist May 14, 2006
Get the Walking Farts mug.A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
by indieguru February 21, 2009
Get the Hemorrhoid Farts mug.by sum strange guy November 6, 2007
Get the stella farts mug.A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.
Dave: Farts*
Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?
Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.
Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?
Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.
by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010
Get the Monster Farts mug.There was a fartsniffer on the elevator as he eyed carefully all of the young ladies riding up after lunch
by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003
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