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pussy farts

When a bunch of air gets trapped in a snatch after alot of fucking.
We banged for 20 minutes and then she got a case of the pussy farts.
by Will Myers June 11, 2006
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hot farts

Very flammable gaseous flatulent that burn on the way out of the anus. Very susceptible to knocking bystanders unconscious (aka very stinky). Common side effects are: Burning gooch hairs, feeling of anal ripping, and nostril desecration.
"Guys, I have the hot farts tonight."
"O Shit!"
"Get out da' fuckin car"
"Everybody stop, drop, and roll"
"It wont do any good"
"Suck it cheeseman"
by Willy_The_Pimp February 18, 2007
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Walking Farts

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!
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Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!
by indieguru February 21, 2009
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stella farts

farts the day after drinkin stella the night b4
u betta hold yr nose i got a bad case of stella farts 2day
by sum strange guy November 6, 2007
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Monster Farts

A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.
Dave: Farts*

Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?

Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.
by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010
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fartsniffer

One who smells farts as a hobby
There was a fartsniffer on the elevator as he eyed carefully all of the young ladies riding up after lunch
by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003
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