Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.

I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.

by ToothpasteEater April 23, 2017

filipino balls

Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.

The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.

by Maayhem May 25, 2017

filipino resiliency

An non-sensical trait politicians in the Philippines invoke during calamities as an excuse to cover up their incompetence, lack of action and utter apathy for those affected.

Kaya natin ‘to. Filipino resiliency is the best in the world.

by giodude423 November 13, 2020

Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

by PullOutChamp21 February 6, 2023

filipino

A person who is born in the Southeast country, Philippines.

Max: I wish I was a filipino! I heard that they were good at cooking, singing and more!

by Entity 303 August 21, 2016

Filipiño

Merger of the words Filipino & Jalapeño.

Generally used to describe a particularly attractive person from the Philippines.

Can also be used to describe a Filipino with a particularly short temper.

1.) Check out the Girl in the Yoga Pants. What a Filipiño!

2.) This Filipiño came at me with a Machete; apparently I was driving too slow.

by mikeaeli April 12, 2014