fuck film festival

When a porno addict watches porno movies for hours or days while masturbating.

I got me three fuck films and I am going to jack off all day. Fuck film festival horray!

by blowmenow February 7, 2008

Slag festival

A festival of slags. Quite simple really. All you've got to do is find yourself a shitload of crackwhores, cheap hookers and anybody with anal lung cancer and you've got yourselves a slag festival.

Your mom belongs in a slag festival. Entrepreneur

by Sir Bradlor XIII January 16, 2006

Porn festival

Where people come together at a certain time often at a national park to act out there porn dreams. And people watch porn and then copy that. That can last a week or more. How ever long it last.

Are you going to the porn festival?

by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010

Rockstar Mayhem Festival

A huge(and awesome tour,annual festival) 08 was its first year The headline bands were Disturbed,Slipknot,Mastadon,Dragonforce while there were many other awesome METAL bands at the Mobile Hot Topic and Jaggermister stages.

Person 1: Dude Rockstar Mayhem Festival was awesome, ill never be the same again
Person 2: Dude you should put this on urban dictionary

by Shinhiko October 3, 2008

fish taco festival

A gathering that's all or mostly women; the opposite of a sausage party.

That party was a total fish taco festival, you could practically see the clouds of estrogen in the air.

by Peter March 20, 2005

Ford Festiva

The Ford Festiva was a subcompact car sold by the Ford Motor Company in North America, Asia and Australasia, introduced in 1986 in Japan. The car was manufactured by Kia in South Korea, which at the time was part-owned by Ford. Ultimately the vehicle was a piece of shit and was redesigned and renamed the Aspire for the North American market. Production of the Festiva ran from 1986-1994, and production of the Aspire ran from 1994-2001, although production range varies from market to market.

The only thing worse than driving a Ford Aspire is driving a Ford Festiva.

by iheartJeeps April 27, 2007

Festibeard

When visiting a festival event that runs for a number of days (such as Glastonbury) a festibeard is grown through not shaving during said event. This can be as a simple function of ease considering inadequate access to bathroom facility or a test of manliness. In the case of the latter it's common to shave immediately before the festival to see how far the beard will grow over the allotted time scale.

"Oh man, I grew a massive festibeard but had to shave it off when I went back to work."

"You grew all that in just three days?! That's one fuck off festibeard!"

by Barnard17 July 2, 2009