felonious trunk

A particularly attractive posterior booty, male or female, that might lead one to do something he or she would not otherwise do.

Girl, the felonious trunk booty on that guy over there might make me lose my mind!

by deagler11 January 7, 2013

Felton

spontanious young man that has a remis of around 2 inches and enjoys a fresh batch of toffee

"I just wipped up a fresh batch of toffee, somebody call Felton"

Girl: "Get your remis out of me and get the toffee."

Boy: "Rah Rah Rah no one understands you she-bear"

by Jlml October 25, 2010

Feltonism

Saying or doing something so terribly cringeworthy, you resemble Swansea's number 1 spanish advocate, James Felton.

Person 1: "Stokie Tony just retweeted 70000 people in order for them to complete their #Twitter92".

Person 2: "Omg, that is such a disgusting Feltonism".

by Stokie Tony November 15, 2013

Felton Close

A dull place that livens up at night.

Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.

by Rlavdia September 12, 2006

feloniously asalted

The fellow who copiusly over salts the food he plans to share with the group. Nobody but him can stand it and he ends up eating all of it.

We were all craving some chips and salsa. When it arrived Este Vato feloniously asalted the bowl of chips. Now I have the munchies and chapped lips too.
I took this rooka to the movies. She wanted some popcorn and soda. While I was paying for it I looked over and she feloniously asalted the popcorn. I had to go back twice for soda refills and missed most of the movie waiting in line. Pinche huerca!

by masohorrible' February 4, 2010

gellin like a felon

Of or refering to the soft, warm glow one feels after participating in petty theft of shoes and shoe accesories.

Cop 1: Boy, that Winona Ryder sure looked calm in court.
Cop 2: She was gellin like a felon!

by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003

Tom Felton

A high-pitched despicably annoying thing known for crying up and down the halls of Hogwarts. Out of the rest of the respectable young cast of Harry Potter, stands out as a wannabe that worms his way into 12093983+ publicity events. Advertises himself on the twitterverse - "I got a record label!" (translation: "I paid a ridiculous amount of dollars to convince the label that publishing my gay songs were not really bad mistakes") and has a witchy girlfriend who dominates the bottom of the life pyramid.

That's just Tom Felton attempting to act. Makes me want to cry too.

by Truth489 December 23, 2010