discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

felch

drink cum out of butt.

reebox superbowl commercail (see:terry tate, office) "felcher and sons"

by nell August 11, 2004

felchburger

Felch burger is when a person has ejaculated into someones arse suked it out and then re-deposited it into a burger
(generally given to old people in hospitals as they are laking in nutrients)

man these felchburgers are good grandson what is in them

by Vigilant spoon July 11, 2006

felch

The art of orall extracting semen from the anus or vagina.

Martin anally felched Ewan.

by grotsky September 24, 2005

Felcher

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.

I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.

by harrison roger September 11, 2003

Felching

The act of ejaculating into your partner's rectum and then sucking it out and spitting it into their mouth.

Miss Felching really lived up to her name!

by Testacleez August 15, 2009

felch

1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.

It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.

by crackotfige January 8, 2005