When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.
*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"
by Ned Burchfiel December 2, 2021
Get the faux gmug. fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.
"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."
by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008
Get the faux-cationmug. Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.
by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER February 8, 2020
Get the Faux-rockmug. A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not
by BanditBall August 10, 2015
Get the Faux Selfiemug. Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
by Cyclonesteve February 3, 2010
Get the Faux-Lockemug. A fake photographer.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.
by Buzzkill Wilkonson March 4, 2012
Get the Faux-tographermug. The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.
At Mike's bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux fucking her in front of everyone.
by bachelor_party_expert January 30, 2009
Get the faux fuckingmug.