Faux Revoir

The act of mistakenly saying goodbye too early to someone who is walking the same way as you.

Dude 1: cool, see you next time!
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one

... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be

by angularmerkel January 26, 2020

Faux Selfie

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not

That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.

by BanditBall August 10, 2015

Faux Loko

An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.

I got so fucked up after drinking three cans of Faux Loko at the party last night!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022

faux g

When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.

*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"

by Ned Burchfiel December 2, 2021

faux fucking

The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.

At Mike's bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux fucking her in front of everyone.

by bachelor_party_expert January 30, 2009

Faux-Locke

Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.

Noun: An impostor of any kind.

"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"

or

"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"

by Cyclonesteve February 3, 2010

faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
unfortunately common among adolescent males, this is usually accidental, but can occasionally be created for humorous purposes.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

by mmiikkii March 19, 2008