Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
by LouieLouieBigPants February 22, 2019
Get the Faux Momug. Dude 1: cool, see you next time!
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one
... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one
... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be
by angularmerkel January 26, 2020
Get the Faux Revoirmug. fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.
"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."
by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008
Get the faux-cationmug. An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022
Get the Faux Lokomug. Proper Noun: The impostor pretending to be John Locke in ABC's LOST's 5th and 6th season.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
Noun: An impostor of any kind.
"Dude, did you see how Faux-Locke just owned Richard Alpert!?"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
or
"Dude, that guy on stage is pretty much your Faux-Locke!"
by Cyclonesteve February 3, 2010
Get the Faux-Lockemug. A fake photographer.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.
by Buzzkill Wilkonson March 4, 2012
Get the Faux-tographermug. The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.
At Mike's bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux fucking her in front of everyone.
by bachelor_party_expert January 30, 2009
Get the faux fuckingmug.