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fatiție

The process of gradually losing social credit due to constant manifestation of irresponsible, self-centred behaviour. Fatiția is conducted through repetead use of faticească as a perfect trust-removal tool, alongside guilt-trapping people in imaginarry, drama-loaded scenarios of betrayal and abandonment.
A: What happened to Helen? She was so cool when she came here through Erasmus at the beginning of the semester!

B: I know, right? I don’t know, last thursday Ms. Hobbs gave her a C minus for not doing her homework. She called Ms. Hobbs an “arrogant, stupid bitch”, left the classroom, spat on the hallway while the cleaning lady was mopping the floor and then drove off to some stupid techno party while leaving me and Clara without transportation to our home. We called a cab and paid 120 dollars. She’s gone through so much fatiție!
by gic2015 April 8, 2023
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bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.
After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?
Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"
by cuz x3 November 10, 2011
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Fatting

To put one's fat rolls on another person's head.
"Stop fatting me! My head hurts."
by MacNCheesy June 1, 2012
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Fatter

A lighter that doesn't do much but lazes around all day.

It can be personified to refer to a human being or animal or even a bird.
Bogdan: Hey Mech Adams, can you pass the lighter?

Mech Adams: Oh, that one? That's a fatter.

Joe & McAdams: Sorry, what?

Mech Adams: It doesn't work; it burns neither calories nor cigarettes.

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Joe: Hey, let's work on the assignment tomorrow.
Donald: Sure, I'll find someone on Fiverr.
Joe: You fucking fatter.
by momalord March 5, 2022
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flattie

A woman with no discernable breasts.
Wow, from the neck down that chick looks like a dude, what a flattie.
by Big Douchebag May 1, 2009
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Fasties

A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.

They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.
Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!

Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?
by Roro-Retaliation October 16, 2007
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