When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".
Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".
by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006
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by Madmarkus April 19, 2005
Get the farmtard mug.An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010
Get the Farmer John salt lick mug.n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"
a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"
a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"
person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"
"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"
"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"
by haxolither January 12, 2008
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"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
by Silvwier February 10, 2010
Get the Spud Farmer mug.One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
by Arashiin April 15, 2019
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