False Start Generation

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.

Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."

by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010

Falsecarriage

When a woman has a false miscarriage to rectify a false pregnancy in order to keep their husband or boyfriend to stay with them.

Ben's girlfriend had a falsecarriage when she realized he wasn't going to stay with her.

by Stieggy July 13, 2010

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

falltastic

wearing colors that make you look extremely prepared and excited for fall

jermaine is looking falltastic today

by jane doe, jr. October 26, 2011

Falsalgia

False Nostalgia. A weird sense of nostalgia for a past event or time that you never personally experienced. Otherwise known as Empathetic Confusion.

"Man, Heartbeats by the Knife fills me with Falsalgia."

by Jenka January 20, 2013

False eyes

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught

Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan

by TheAbusementPark May 31, 2013

Falatiolite

An individual that has dedicated his/herself to perfecting the art of oral sex and is a member of the oral sex community and is in the upper echelon of said community.

Hey Steve, look there goes Jacob. He's the most talented of the Falatiolites of Midtown.

by Ariesian April 19, 2014