Face freeze

When you continuously make a face abnormal to your own, so much your muscles in your face become too stiff to go back to normal

"Dude quit making that face! You'll get the face freeze!"

by PuncakeMan April 3, 2016

hell freezes over

When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."

Unless it does happen.

When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.

by Fluthy February 22, 2020

Jersey Deep Freeze

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

by poop sex jr August 24, 2011

freeze

A female who is unwilling to kiss, or do sexual favours for their boyfriend.

Britney is a freeze

by brendan May 6, 2004

Freeze cup

A treat usually found in the south at the neighborhood's candylady. It's made of fronzen Kool-Aid of any flavor in either a plactic or styrofoam cup.

Tyler: Ms. Barb, can I have a freeze cup.
Ms. Barb: Yeah baby, what color? They all $.25.

by Ashley March 7, 2005

cum freeze

when a male inserts his penis inside a frezer until his nuts get frostbites. quickly the male get his bitch to give him blow job. when he ejaculates in her mouth his cum will be extremely cold, thus giving his bitch brain freeze with his cum.

"WTF are u doing next to the freezer naked?"

"Im getting ready to give your mom a cum freeze...were is that bitch?"

by Will and Andrew February 19, 2008

Freeze Peach

Mispronunciation of "Freedom of Speech" created to mock people who constantly fall in the Fallacy of Freedom of Speach

Here he comes with with his "freeze peach" again. He need to be introduced to a book about rhetoric.

by Peachy Witch February 2, 2017