faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

Faded off that Josh

When one is feeling silly due to inebriation and intoxication. Josh refers to any alcohol not just the wine that shares the same name. Typical behaviors of those who experience this phenomenon include, giggling, spilling secrets, and running off from the group.

Emma: How many drinks has Sam had?
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.

by Thsam April 30, 2024

Faded than a kid

When you are so high you feel like you dont even exist anymore

“Teddy bru, were you at the func last night”

“Nah bruzz i was Faded than a kid last night at Nathan’s place”

by carti guardian February 7, 2025

Cross faded

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time

I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck

by Little boy Johnny June 12, 2016

cross faded

Drunk and high at the same time. Preferably equals parts.

Im so High and drunk. Im cross faded.

by irie stylee April 20, 2017

Booty Faded

A Slang word used to describe something that is pleasant or enjoyable.

Ex: "The pie was so good that it got me booty faded"

by @DJFlacos July 9, 2014

cross faded

being drunk as fuck and high off your ass at the same time

bro i drank 4 tequila shots and smoked 2 blunts at the party last night. i was cross faded as fuck

by tyrone456 August 3, 2019