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jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.
by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005
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fucking fuck

An expression of anger, often used when you're so mad you can't think of anything else to say.
Joe: Hey man, you got a ticket on your car.

Jack: Are you kidding me? Fucking fuck! What the fucking shit? God damnit.

Joe: Haha. Relax, son.

Jack: I know, fuck off.
by Louis White January 4, 2008
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a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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woopty-fucking-doo

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement
1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo
by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009
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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020
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Stupid Fucking Cunt

A very stupid person that really gets on your nerves.
by Dan4tn March 29, 2010
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facing

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself
Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express
by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008
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