Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."
Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?
Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.
Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.
by soulless cornell student June 27, 2009
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This is a noun used to describe somebody's mouth. The part of the body from which all sounds are produced.
by Jay The Dog May 21, 2007
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Only to use the underdeveloped Myspace chat option to IM your friends that are not going to be anything with their lifes.
As well as only having Facebook open so you can stalk that one cute girl that accepted your add even though she has no idea who you are. Yet you tell you Myspace buds that you have been talking to her all night the night before.
Only to use the underdeveloped Myspace chat option to IM your friends that are not going to be anything with their lifes.
As well as only having Facebook open so you can stalk that one cute girl that accepted your add even though she has no idea who you are. Yet you tell you Myspace buds that you have been talking to her all night the night before.
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Sup
You: Nm
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: You be hitting on that (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) chick right
You: Yeah man i was talking to (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) just last night
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Did you tap that shit?
You: No (Name of Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life) i said i talked to her smart ass. She told me that she is a fan of Dr. Pepper and she thinks Facebook needs a dislike button.
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Thats bullshit man even i know you're Facespacing and i am a Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life
You: Nm
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: You be hitting on that (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) chick right
You: Yeah man i was talking to (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) just last night
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Did you tap that shit?
You: No (Name of Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life) i said i talked to her smart ass. She told me that she is a fan of Dr. Pepper and she thinks Facebook needs a dislike button.
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Thats bullshit man even i know you're Facespacing and i am a Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life
by Ellis-kimo November 8, 2009
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most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.
most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.
by heysg March 8, 2011
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"Do you have FaceSpace?"
by HG2013 June 1, 2009
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Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.
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