Fishing Liscence

The ultimate inside joke. Has no real meaning. To be used when an inside joke is told that you are not a part of.

Suzy - "...and then Tommy was all like purple face monkey cleaner! HAHAHA!"
You - "Hey Suzy, FISHING LISCENCE!!!"

by Shadyladiekiller January 22, 2009

fishing trip

A phrase used to describe when someone posts a status to Facebook (or other social media) for the sole, pathetic, and plainly obvious purpose of baiting others into giving likes or positive comments to boost self-esteem.

Did you see Brianna go on that fishing trip last night? She posted, "Ugh, I feel like I never look good enough." Good thing almost nobody took the bait.

by HarrisonBergeron January 8, 2015

fishing for dolphins

cant get what you want

-damn Ruel just give up on those shoes
-mann you fishing for dolphins

by Ruel Advincula September 16, 2007

fishing with fredo

to be dead, or as good as dead. In "The Godfather, Part II," Fredo Corleone plots to have his brother Michael killed, but the plot eventually fails. Learning of this, Michael waits for his revenge until their mother dies, at which time he arranges for Fredo to go fishing in a lake with Michael's hitman Al Neri. Needless to say, Fredo doesn't make it back to the shore.

"He's here, we're goin' fishing." - Fredo

"You’d better gas up the dinghy and go fishing with Fredo, because you are dead to me." - Dennis Miller on France

by Roger Goodelll January 13, 2010

Fishing For Attention

When an attention whore deliberately goes looking for attention by complaining about how shitty their life is in order for a dumb motherfucker to compliment.

"I'm a horrible person."

"Someone's fishing for attention lmao"

by Weeb678 October 5, 2018

Fishing Pole

A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.

After meeting Maxine in a bar, Darren took her back to his place and fish poled her.

by Chad November 12, 2003

fishing for shrimp

your doin a guy in the butt then you cum in his butt. after cumming take a straw and stick it in his ass and slurp up the love cream.

im hungry im goin fishin for shrimp

by go fuck yourself November 20, 2003