Footpenis

The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.

Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.

by CelineDion November 1, 2008

FatPete

A tool for whacking weeds.

Hey, hand me the FatPete

by Eponymous August 7, 2004

fartphone

when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating

Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.

by MexiForce5000 January 4, 2010

fartpad

When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.

Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.

by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013

Carbo footprint

1. A measure of carbohydrate consumption.

2. The imprint left on a chair after someone gets up.

3. Ass.

1. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

2. "I gotta take a leak, hold my drink."

"Dude, you better switch to light beer when you get back - look at the size of your carbo footprint!"

3. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

by Muneer March 28, 2008

neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.

Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.

by suzibella January 18, 2012

fatphobic

Fearful of fatness or becoming fat

Her fatphobic life style included eating only salads for entrees and avoiding social occasions where the temptation to eat might occur.

by Gloria C. Reynolds September 27, 2005