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ding of failure

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.
you hear that? it's the ding of failure!
by charlenex March 23, 2008
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Failurysm

A failure (or failed attempt) is a, loser-filled dilation of a person caused by failing at anything.
"Checkmate."
"Dang, I lost."
"You should check for a failurysm."
by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008
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Failure

A group of three or more teenagers.
The English teacher sighed heavily as the failure of teenagers entered her classroom, tardy and apathetic.
by Rule556 November 2, 2015
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failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.
Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here
by A very weird person January 4, 2023
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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
by mattmartigan September 23, 2011
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heart failure

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol
by goofy3535 April 26, 2023
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Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.
by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010
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