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titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.
Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.
by Shollyboster May 27, 2017
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Explosive dayrage

A person who ragequits all day long, usually ending up being called a n00b.

A person who gets mad easily.
Dude, that guy just had an explosive dayrage
by Theindy September 26, 2011
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Expletived

For use instead of a swear or curse word for corporates, real estate agents or anyone that has to behave professional and unoffensive in their job, but also needs to express their frustration with technology or co-workers.
Sorry Johnson, I would have got you that TPS report earlier, but as usual, our email server has been expletived all day. Apparently throwing my keyboard at the screen didn't fix it. Nerds did.
by Fake Math February 14, 2012
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explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!
OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!
by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016
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Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.
I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.
by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017
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Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
“Expressive following ins my specialty”
by Kendia244 August 8, 2018
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