Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.

Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in

by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018

Evan

Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba

Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.

by EWINT November 4, 2008

evan

a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.

Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!

by stupidbitch27 May 10, 2010

Evans

Something that is disgusting.

A synonym for: horrible, 'angin, raw, errrr!!

Aaaah, that growth on your toe is Evans, hangin!!!

by J. Davidson January 9, 2010

Evan

1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16

"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow

by p99jamesbond007 March 5, 2009

Evan

A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!

'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'

'yeah he's such an evan'

'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'

by zephyrus da original February 3, 2010

Evan

a man with smol pp and that could be much older and have the mental age of a 4 year old and the attention span of a fly.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.

store clerk guy- hello sir, is this all?
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*

by i sit on babies May 9, 2020