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Equalizer

A person who will resort to violence and will absolutely make sure he wins the deadly fight, no matter the cost and consequences.
Thomas was an equalizer during that fade
by sillybastardtrixrforkids October 30, 2023
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Equalizer

A person who is calm in dangerous situations. His violent nature will always make him win fights. When someone calls themselves an equalizer, it means they will always make sure they will always win fights. No matter the consequences.
Thomas is an equalizer.
by sillybastardtrixrforkids October 30, 2023
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Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.
Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.
by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023
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Equal

No fuck you Mike. How many of your realities did I fix just there? Why didn't you do the thing I said before I said it, Andy? Did you not know you could do that? Why were you a brokie? Is having the right knowledge more important than doing "the work," Joe? That's what it looks like. It looks like even if you work extra hard and are a super good kickboxer it doesn't really pay off. It looks like it's more important to have the right information than it is to do any kind of work. How much money did you guys make on that first Izzy bet? I didn't even check to see the odds. I didn't even place a bet. I knew the outcome so it wouldn't have even been fair for me to play.
Hym "Yeah, no, I guarantee you are all more equal to eachother... To me... Than you believe I am to any of you, dick-ass."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Equality?

Gay Nigga: excuse me sir, may you sign this petition to allow sexual content on YouTube to help promote sexual equality?
Normal (non gay) Nigga: Shut the fuck up gay nigga I hope you rot in the deepest pit of hell and that ur testicles fall from your ballsack. I hope your mom gets cancer and dies, your dad dies from smoking on some strangers cock, your sister fucks me then dies, your brother dies from stds, your grandma has a heart attack then dies, and your grandpa masturbaits and gets taken to hell and the only thing he can do is lick is cock.

But I will be signing that petition
by Thiccnigga465 December 5, 2020
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Equal-fecal

Is any but all genders involved in being an even balanced piece of s**t...
You might ALL be equal-fecal people as a matter of crap!😜
by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
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