The people who preach equality often preach about being yourself too. Well, if you're equal to somebody else you're the same as them. No individuality so you're not yourself, you're being like somebody else.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

E • QUAL • ER
The comparison of multiple equal objects, where one or more objects are inherently more equal than the others.
The comparison of multiple equal objects, where one or more objects are inherently more equal than the others.
by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse September 3, 2024

When you cause an accident by staring at a shaply posterior but shift some of the blame on said posterior.
Dude you just hit that stop sign! Not all my fault...did you see that ass? There is some Equal Culobility going on here!
by Robofrye March 11, 2019

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.
It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011

equal matter is when matter and anti-matter fuze together without making a reaction or explosion wich could also be fuel for things made under extreme preasure such as black holes ect.
by bigger number July 27, 2025
