Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014

emaratian

An expatriate who was born or raised in the United Arab Emirates

He's an emaratian, that's why he is so accepting of people of different cultures.

by Glareguy August 31, 2017

Emerie-Bear

Adorable, cute, challenging beautiful small featured person who is brave and destined for greatness

That person is undoubtedly an Emerie-Bear

by Towno09 July 23, 2018

emergencycondriac

1) Someone who fakes emergencies in the hope some idiot will come running to save them
2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities

Wimper sound....
I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!

by Asparagusjuicebox August 18, 2019

Context emergency

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.

Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.

by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011

Emerald Skunk

A strong strain of skunk weed noted for its light colorization crystaly look and strong pungent weed smell

*sniff sniff* damn whats that smell man

Thats just some emerald skunk man

lemme hit that shit yo

by mickeyrooney October 2, 2010