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Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
by 7568ino April 27, 2025
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Elon bucks

Twitter Ad revenue share ~ monetization programm. Elon bucks are payed to content-creators for reaching a high impression count on their tweets, as they also managed to deliver more Ads that way.

In proper response to the sudden increase of a certain type of Tweets, Twitter simply was calles "X" ever since. No particular reason or insinuation.
"Whats wrong with Twitter nowadays? All I see is shit-posts, engagement-bait and memes."
"Elon bucks bro."
by B'neppe June 23, 2024
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Elon

Elon have big dick
by Elon123 November 21, 2021
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Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market
OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!
by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021
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Elon

To be an Elon is to be the male version of a "Karen". "Karen: Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected."
That customer was such an elon. So needy and needlessly rude to the employees and anyone who wouldn't let them have their way.

Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
by Ladifrickendah December 28, 2022
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Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)
Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.
by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025
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Elon Muskles

When you can’t fix a company from the sidelines so you say f*ck it and just buy the company instead.
Twitter will go private when Elon Muskles them.
by Hit in it yo April 15, 2022
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