Eastern Oregon

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.

Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.

Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?

Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Eastern Harti

The term for Hartis who live to the east and along the coastally equidistant line of the former Darwiish capital of Taleh. They constitute the Majeerteen, most Leelkase and most Awrtable.

She's a member of the Eastern Harti clan

by readyforthemoon55 August 1, 2019

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

Eastern Tech

school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment

Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?

by michaelv73 February 27, 2020

Middle Eastern Bear Hug

This is when you put on a jihad vest, run up and hug very tightly onto another individual.

If you could give that sniper a Middle Eastern Bear Hug I would love it endlessly!

by Mesoro March 20, 2024

Eastern robin hood

A guy/girl that will take anything you got for them until they are a rich guy/girl.

Don't underestimate him/her, since he/she is an Eastern robin hood, don't think that he/she is not.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019

Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip

I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.

by Richardcranium March 14, 2024