Essex

Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.

If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!

by Cloud November 22, 2004

Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

by EssexDave May 15, 2016

essel

a nice person but very emotional. he is generous and has a kind heart. likes girls but loves to be with one. in simpler words, AWESOME

he is an essel

by _black.cougar_ May 17, 2018

Essence

Essence eats a lot

Essence likes food she’s very kind she nevers bullying anyone if her cuzzin was bullying someone she definitely wouldn’t help her favorite food is broccoli and her friends are very fucking weird speaking from the heart xoxo!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

west essex

West essex is made of four towns, fairfield, roseland, north caldwell. Bunch of hoes but the bestest friendships are made. We have those rich snotty girls but we also have the regular girls who dont care about brands. We have the hottest boys in the area. Parties every weekend and ranking top in the state is just what we do. We are close to the city for fancy dinners or dts for summer or the mountains for winter. Generations of familes go to west essex and once you leave you wish to come back.

“Wtf is west essex”-person 1
“I wish I could to west essex”-person 2

by Westessexisbetter January 14, 2018

essex

Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.

My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006