Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.

Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose November 11, 2015

elf respect

The respect that Glojenn insists everybody has!

Stryker stop propostioning us dude....have some elf respect

by StrykerUK1989 December 11, 2015

elf ass

elf ass is used to describe sweet-but-still-nasty scents/flavors. things that smell/taste like elf ass are sweet, but also have a slight essence of shit. some things that are elf ass are flint stones gummies, artificial grape flavoring, and spraying febreeze in the bathroom after you take a crap.

i have to take these b12 vitamins because of my pernicious anemia, they’re cherry flavored and taste like elf ass.

by butherbreathislikewoah July 28, 2019

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

Hood Elf

A wild elf race(ranger class) which is hood AF. Created by Chris Hamlin

Koh’ael the hood Elf

by HamSammich32 April 3, 2019

Elf shot

noun: Elf shot / elf-shot
/elf/SHät/
a photograph that evokes emotion

When you take / or see a very good photograph and it evokes emotion. Most commonly used when a photograph sparks joy, excited or nostalgia.

synonyms: banger, dope shot, photo, expoosh, snap.

"Wow that photo of your crew is an elf-shot!" or "check out this elf shot I just took"

by OGazores May 24, 2019