Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.

Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

Nicholas elf

a Nicholas elf is code for an elf bar

"yo bro you got nic?"
"yeah i got that Nicholas elf"

by i_am_slank January 23, 2023

elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose September 27, 2015

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

A Winey Elf

Someone who complains a lot about Christmas and highly dislikes celebrating it because of something bad that has happened to them on a previous Christmas day, or around the holidays the present year.

"Oliver's being such A Winey Elf this year."

by barf flavored soda December 24, 2021

Hood Elf

A wild elf race(ranger class) which is hood AF. Created by Chris Hamlin

Koh’ael the hood Elf

by HamSammich32 April 04, 2019