Cuff the Duke

term used for male masturbation.

"Hold on, I just got to cuff the duke before I go out."

by charlottem April 30, 2006

dukes

1.) Fists.

2.)One's hands clenched tight together to form deadly weapons often called FISTS in order to defeat an advisary.

3.) The act of duking it out, to fight, to rumble, and / or lay the smack down thick.

"Put up your dukes, and lets rumble"

"Lets duke it out. first one to cry is a yancy pants."

by DerekForReal November 13, 2005

Duke Nukem

Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.

Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.

Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."

by DIO-Brando June 1, 2006

Duke Nukem

The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks

"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"

by N/A July 24, 2003

Duked

To be tricked or deceived

Dude, you got so duked by your girlfriend.

The magician duked the audience so hard.

by UnCreative March 14, 2018

nuke the duke

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties

Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.

by marky skaggs August 31, 2008

Daisy Dukes

Extremely short and revealing shorts

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, makes a man go *whoo, whoo*

by FlooPowderPowerr September 12, 2011