Douche Canoe

The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.

*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.

by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018

Douche Bagans

the guy on the Travel Channel who takes steroids, then yells at ghosts; king of all douchebags. see also: Zak Bagans

Douche Bagans wears those ridiculously tight shirts with the douche font.

by zakisadouche December 25, 2009

Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015

douche-tastic

(Noun) Behavior patterns displayed by the sociopathic Senator from Connecticut and ‘political party of one’ who is willing to defy the will of over 250 million people and kill 45,000 people a year to punish liberals for defeating his sorry arse in a primary just to throw a bone to the lobbyist who is paid to 'bang' him. Photo inset: Joseph Lieberman (I-CT).

Joseph Lieberman is utterly douche-tastic.

by rladlof December 16, 2009

closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.

I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.

by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009

douche

A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

That kid Alex Bestes is a total douche.

by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009

Truck Douche

Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.

These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.

Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)

by Huevon June 19, 2010